this is teh quizzely cat and rae did. and im sick. and bored. and stuff. so why not.

1. Do you sleep in your bra?:
only when im too tired to take it off :\

2. Do you enjoy drama?:
nope nope

3. Are you a girly girl?:
i dont think so, no. i dont like pink. i dont wear heels. etc.

4. Who was the last person you hugged?:
my sister, oddly enough. rather, she hugged me. it was VERY strange. i went "uh? why...are. you. hugging me...?" and here's where it gets wierder: she then GIGGLED, and left. O_O

5. Small or large purses?:
neither if i can help it. but if i must, medium.

6. Are you short?:
wahahahahahahhhhahahahahahahahg! (notice the hint of sadness at the end, as shown by the "g".)

7. Do you like somebody:
did you know relationships give you spleenatitis? its true. dont have one.

8. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?:
depends who it is. cause if it was rachel, i was asking for it.

9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?:
clean socks are nice. but i always forget to wash my socks, so i have few clean ones. its an issue here.

10. Do you dress up on Halloween?:
beeeeyeahhh!

11. Are you double jointed?:
apparently that doesnt exist. but i do have some silly hinges on me.

12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?:
crammed in my closet

13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?:
yeah. it was awkward...

14. Is there a rumor going around about you?:
that i talk about my turtle mohammed too much? maybe. but its not true i tell you! my turtle mohammed can attest to that! after all is is so very cute and adorable when he swims. and sometimes when i pet him i swear he smiles. and he has lovely colors on his tummy. i wonder what it would sound like if he could giggle?

15. Do you call anybody by their last name?:
uh yes. schwalbe, sebald, MO, HT, and one other person i think... who is that...? oh, golden.

16. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?:
none, cause its not called girl confessions


"X" Marks the Spot:
[x] I do wear make up.
[x] I have cried at a movie theater.
[] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[x] I love to laugh.
[x] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[ ] I like country
[] I carry a purse.
[x] I’d be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[] I get bored watching football.
[] I’ve never been called a spoiled brat.
[x] Guys are confusing.
[x] I’ve been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.

Come on ladies, be truthful!
1. What color is your bra that you're wearing?:
i had to look XD its red

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?(girls)
mostly dark, but it honestly isnt an issue with me

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?:
didnt i tell you that relationships give you spleenatitis?!!?! good lord! stay away from them! and everything pertaining to them!

4. Do you have a best friend(s)?:
its hard to say now. i dunno

5. Have you ever had your heart broken?:
yeah but flooblies and gooblies i dont care.

6. Have you ever thought of having cosmetic surgery?:
yeah. but i dont think i'd ever do that. too many horror stories about boobs exploding.

7. Do you like your life?:
yeah, i like it fine for the most part.

8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?:
stolen? no not stolen.

9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?:
you know what? no. ive never had the opportunity. i want to though. some day. *looks off into the distance*

10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
close friends? its nearly even.

11. How long have you had Facebook?:
im not sure. less than a year i think...

12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?:
yus. was nice.

13. What are your biggest fears?:
being alone in any scary situation
open ocean
sometimes the dark
WEREWOLVES! omg werewolves...

14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?:
oh the lameness. yes.

15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?:
a lot of these "have you ever"s seem like rhetorical questions to which the answer is obviously always "yes"

16. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater”?:
yeah i suppose. if its their nature its their nature. cant change it.

17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?:
"NO. DON'T BE STUPID OR SOME SHIT." -Rachel Kelly

18. Do you ever wish you were famous?:
sometimes

19. Are you currently missing someone?:
i dont know. does my bed count as a someone? for i am sickly and tired.

This guy or that guy? Pick one.

Punk/Goth or Gangster?:
prohibition gangstas beeeeyeah!

Preppy or Cowboy?:
cowboy. nam nam nam. not hick. but actual cowboy. nam. heathbar.

Face or Body?:
face is more important to me. the window to the soul. XD but seriously, face.

Sweet or Sexy?:
sweet

Well-educated or Dropout?:
as long as he has dreams for his life and is doing something about them. i cant stand people who just give up or dont care enough about their lives to work towards something better.

Armani or Abercrombie?:
Armani

City-slicker or Rural Guy?:
City-slicker i suppose... but the rurals gots thems cowboys...

Blue, green, gray, or brown eyes?:
any. but i love green.

Contacts or Glasses?:
either. depends on what he likes and can pull off

More Questions.

01. Eyeliner or Mascara?:
Mascara

02. Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Bourke?:
eck. neither

04. Skirts or pants?:
Pants

05. Socks or leggings?:
socks

06. Hoodies or jackets?:
jacket with a hoodie underneath. oh yes i did.

07. Heels or sneakers?:
Sneakers. heheh. sneakers. what a funny word.

08. Straight or curly hair?:
i like wavy hair

09. Hoop or dangling earrings?:
neither. studs or nothing mostly

10. White or black?:
black is best when its clothing

11. Victoria’s Secret or Bath and Body Works?:
bath and body works. they have the lovliest soaps

12. Smoothies or lattes?:
Lattes

13. Diet or regular sodas?:
regs

15. Pearls or diamonds?:
diamonds are very pretty, but very sad.

16. Vintage or hobo?:
vintage

17. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?:
whichever is HIV-free?

18. Lindsay or Hilary?
whut

19. Ipod or cell phone?:
2 in one? woo?

20. Friends or family?:
family

21. Lip gloss or lip stick?:
lip stick

22. Manicure or pedicure?:
never had either.

23. Tiffany's or Chanel?:
breakfast at tiffany's?

24. Love or peace?:
Love

25. Sunglasses or purses?:
sunglasses. at night.

In a girl or guy...


Funny or Serious?:
funny!

Romantic or Daredevil?:
daredevil. then hes got tehh zest for life. even when hes about to die! ...well, especially then...

Cute or Hot?:
either

Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?:
uh?

Long Hair or Short Hair?:
alan rickman?

Curly Hair or Straight Hair?:
sean bean?

Clean-cut or Rough?:
rough...
...
gerard butler?

Good Dancer or Good Singer?:
josh homme?

Basketball Player or Football Player?:
neither!
joe mauer?

Jock or Rebel?:
dave grohl?

Smoker or Non-smoker?:
non.
danny zukko?

Druggie or Clean?:
clean.
gerard way?

Has a Motorcycle or Has a Sports Car?:
motorcycle. holy FUCK, gerard butler you beast.

Beard/Mustache or Clean-shaven?
scruffy is good

Younger or Older?:
older. or else i'd feel like i was a dirty baby-sitter

Player or Loyal?:
loyal you dumb betch

thar.

oh and also:

ALAN RICKMAN!!!
:CHEW: